"What the FUCK? Chief! I ain’t never seen this bitch in my secret agent classes! I’m still payin’ the loans off man! I sleep on a pissy mattress, I ain’t got good food to eat, I borrow money for my weed! I quit! That’s it, y’all don’t have Conspiracy Brotha Jones to kick around anymore! Somebody give me a pillowcase, I’m joining the Klan."
- Conspiracy Brotha (via buttherearedragons)