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"What the FUCK? Chief! I ain’t never seen this bitch in my secret agent classes! I’m still payin’ the loans off man! I sleep on a pissy mattress, I ain’t got good food to eat, I borrow money for my weed! I quit! That’s it, y’all don’t have Conspiracy Brotha Jones to kick around anymore! Somebody give me a pillowcase, I’m joining the Klan."
- Conspiracy Brotha (via buttherearedragons)
  • anton: is this michael bolton's version of "the thong song"?
  • penelope snow: no but i want that one! they say he got all the funk that sisqo missed.
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"Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart."
- This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read  (via intensional)

(Source: anitaspallenberg, via kendalslchmidt)

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